crime
Nation Holds Exercise in Futility
The election commission oversaw the rigging of ballots in record time.
R
Asia
Kim Jong Il, Top Hennessy Customer and 'Rambo' Enthusiast, Dies at 69
Seventeen bodyguards verified the record-breaking golf round.
diversions
Alternate ‘Shopaholic’ Titles by Best-Selling Fiction Authors
This collection explores shopping addictions through diverse genres.
crime
Ruling Party Unveils 5-Year Plan to Annihilate Opposition Through Aggressive Committee Reassignments
Kehinde Oduya Breaking News Writer Vowing to secure total and everlasting victory for the ruling Lakas Kampi CMD party, senior officials announced Saturday an ambitious five-year initiative to systematically eliminate all political opposition by reassigning them to legislative subcommittees. "By 2014, there will be nothing left of the
business
Dating Site Celebrates 15 Years of Unswerving Dedication to Profit
Steadfast Subscribers Generously Support Company's Enduring Mission DALLAS — Margaret Epstein, a determined single woman for over three decades, embarked on a tireless digital quest for companionship in 1998, placing her unwavering faith in the emerging online entity Match.com. Now, after a decade of dedicated searching, Epstein continues
hacks
What Really Happened at the 5th Philippine Blogging Summit: A Minute-by-Minute Account
A stiletto is thrown, a Glock is drawn, and turnout exceeds expectations.
diversions
War is Hell, But at Least We Have Video Games
Gaming provides soldiers in Iraq an escape from chaos.
Newswire
Neighbors Confirm They Noticed Nothing
Resident notes deceased "seemed normal," cannot define what it means.
hacks
I, Calculator
A counting machine promises consistent quality amid low-battery shortcomings.
Briefs
SHOCKING: Thousands of Bodies Found in Cemetery
Authorities said remains were concealed for decades.