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Dog Owner Feeling Really Good About 2026 Won't See It Coming
She let out a contented laugh, unaware it was one of her last.
Human Slop Losing Ground to AI Slop
The human touch is still valued for adding typos.
Tech Worker Finds Job Tolerable Enough to Keep Showing Up
The developer has not updated his LinkedIn profile since his 2020 hiring.
Father of 2 Celebrates Another Year Closer to Death
Guests left with cake and a renewed awareness of their mortality.
Streamer That Started by Mailing Discs to Own Studio That Made the Discs
The FTC is expected to voice concerns before approving the merger anyway.
Filmmaker Who Built Career Ripping Off Films Upset Author Ripped Off Book
No word yet on whether Quentin Tarantino will sue himself.
Disney Movie IRL: Woman Who Once Helped Turtle Cross Road Now Receives Dividend Checks From Turtle’s Hedge Fund
"He's doing better than I am," Claire Pemberton said of the turtle.
Whoa: Spotify Wrapped 2025 Assigns Users to Ominous 'Levels' and We're Absolutely Obsessed
Literal chills. We've never felt more valued as a subscriber.
McDonald's Grinch Meal is Disappointingly Sanitary
A missed opportunity to serve actual garbage.
Man Who Made 'Stranger Things' His Entire Personality Furious Show is Ending
His 1,213-word Reddit critique was written 27 minutes into episode one.
Inspectors Confirm Wang Fuk Court Fully Compliant with 2026 Fire Safety Standards
An expedited review of the safety timeline is expected no later than 2028.
Earth Secures 74th Consecutive Miss Universe Title
No other planets submitted delegates, as has been the case since 1952.
Pedestrian Takes Slightly Different Route to Work
A neighbor immediately phoned her sister in Dudley to update her.