Dog Owner Feeling Really Good About 2026 Won't See It Coming
She let out a contented laugh, unaware it was one of her last.
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Family's Foremost Religious Scholar Ruins Christmas With Annual Reminder of Holiday's Pagan Origins
Christmas trees are basically fertility symbols, Whitmore told his nephew.
6 Pictures of Ducks From Wikipedia That We're Putting Here Now
These are the ducks. We don't have anything else to add.
Corruption Probe to Proceed Without Witness, Documents, Laptop, Formula
Remaining testimony mostly names people no longer available.
Heartwarming: Dad, Son Separated by ICE Are Deported to China Together
The boy loved making puppets, which he will now cherish as memories.
A Step-by-Step Guide to Hosting a Gender Reveal Party During a Ceasefire
Every parent deserves a gender reveal, even during wartime.
Podcaster Devastated by Reiner Murders Announces 12-Part Series
Episode six is tentatively titled "When Harry Met Tragedy."
Human Slop Losing Ground to AI Slop
The human touch is still valued for adding typos.
Tech Worker Finds Job Tolerable Enough to Keep Showing Up
The developer has not updated his LinkedIn profile since his 2020 hiring.
Father of 2 Celebrates Another Year Closer to Death
Guests left with cake and a renewed awareness of their mortality.
Streamer That Started by Mailing Discs to Own Studio That Made the Discs
The FTC is expected to voice concerns before approving the merger anyway.
Filmmaker Who Built Career Ripping Off Films Upset Author Ripped Off Book
No word yet on whether Quentin Tarantino will sue himself.
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Disney Movie IRL: Woman Who Once Helped Turtle Cross Road Now Receives Dividend Checks From Turtle’s Hedge Fund
"He's doing better than I am," Claire Pemberton said of the turtle.
Briefs
Whoa: Spotify Wrapped 2025 Assigns Users to Ominous 'Levels' and We're Absolutely Obsessed
Literal chills. We've never felt more valued as a subscriber.
Review
McDonald's Grinch Meal is Disappointingly Sanitary
A missed opportunity to serve actual garbage.
Newswire
Man Who Made 'Stranger Things' His Entire Personality Furious Show is Ending
His 1,213-word Reddit critique was written 27 minutes into episode one.
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Inspectors Confirm Wang Fuk Court Fully Compliant with 2026 Fire Safety Standards
An expedited review of the safety timeline is expected no later than 2028.
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Earth Secures 74th Consecutive Miss Universe Title
No other planets submitted delegates, as has been the case since 1952.
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Pedestrian Takes Slightly Different Route to Work
A neighbor immediately phoned her sister in Dudley to update her.
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'One Battle After Another' is Paul Thomas Anderson's Most Bear-Forward Film Yet
The prison musical sequence shouldn't work, and yet it transcends.
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Small Contractor Upset Nobody Has Accused Him of Anything Yet
A builder says his Ford Everest isn't a Maserati, but it's still something.
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Alarming: Study Reveals 99% of Crypto Traders Unable to Execute Basic Rug Pull
Traders struggle to steal money they technically already control.
How I Became CEO at 27 After Everyone Older Than Me Turned into Fog
Woman becomes CEO amid South Korea's declining workforce struggles.
Big Win: Thanks to Trump, Stocks are Now Super Affordable
Tech stocks now affordable due to recent market decline.