Old Man Yells at Claude
The exchange spanned two chatbots and 11,000 words.
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Electric Vehicle Owner Pretty Fucking Smug Right Now
Colleagues report being told about charging costs at least nine times since Monday.
Samsung Unveils iPhone 20 Features at Galaxy Unpacked Event
Privacy Display expected to arrive on iPhone 20 Pro under a different name.
ADORABLE: Dad of 2 Thinks He's Babysitting His Own Children
This sweet guy calls it babysitting. His own kids.
Dog Owner Feeling Really Good About 2026 Won't See It Coming
She let out a contented laugh, unaware it was one of her last.
Family's Foremost Religious Scholar Ruins Christmas With Annual Reminder of Holiday's Pagan Origins
Christmas trees are basically fertility symbols, Whitmore told his nephew.
6 Pictures of Ducks From Wikipedia That We're Putting Here Now
These are the ducks. We don't have anything else to add.
Corruption Probe to Proceed Without Witness, Documents, Laptop, Formula
Remaining testimony mostly names people no longer available.
HEARTWARMING: Dad, Son Separated by ICE Are Deported to China Together
The boy loved making puppets, which he will now cherish as memories.
A Step-by-Step Guide to Hosting a Gender Reveal Party During a Ceasefire
Every parent deserves a gender reveal, even during wartime.
Podcaster Devastated by Reiner Murders Announces 12-Part Series
Episode six is tentatively titled "When Harry Met Tragedy."
Human Slop Losing Ground to AI Slop
The human touch is still valued for adding typos.
business
Tech Worker Finds Job Tolerable Enough to Keep Showing Up
The developer has not updated his LinkedIn profile since his 2020 hiring.
Newswire
Father of 2 Celebrates Another Year Closer to Death
Guests left with cake and a renewed awareness of their mortality.
Americas
Streamer That Started by Mailing Discs to Own Studio That Made the Discs
The FTC is expected to voice concerns before approving the merger anyway.
Newswire
Filmmaker Who Built Career Ripping Off Films Upset Author Ripped Off Book
No word yet on whether Quentin Tarantino will sue himself.
Briefs
DISNEY MOVIE IRL: Woman Who Once Helped Turtle Cross Road Now Receives Dividend Checks From Turtle’s Hedge Fund
"He's doing better than I am," Claire Pemberton said of the turtle.
Briefs
WHOA: Spotify Wrapped 2025 Assigns Users to Ominous 'Levels' and We're Absolutely Obsessed
Literal chills. We've never felt more valued as a subscriber.
Review
McDonald's Grinch Meal is Disappointingly Sanitary
A missed opportunity to serve actual garbage.
Newswire
Man Who Made 'Stranger Things' His Entire Personality Furious Show is Ending
His 1,213-word Reddit critique was written 27 minutes into episode one.
Newswire
Inspectors Confirm Wang Fuk Court Fully Compliant with 2026 Fire Safety Standards
An expedited review of the safety timeline is expected no later than 2028.
Newswire
Earth Secures 74th Consecutive Miss Universe Title
No other planets submitted delegates, as has been the case since 1952.
Newswire
Pedestrian Takes Slightly Different Route to Work
A neighbor immediately phoned her sister in Dudley to update her.
Review
'One Battle After Another' is Paul Thomas Anderson's Most Bear-Forward Film Yet
The prison musical sequence shouldn't work, and yet it transcends.