Newswire
Dog Owner Feeling Really Good About 2026 Won't See It Coming
She let out a contented laugh, unaware it was one of her last.
wellbeing
Europe
Family's Foremost Religious Scholar Ruins Christmas With Annual Reminder of Holiday's Pagan Origins
Christmas trees are basically fertility symbols, Whitmore told his nephew.
Newswire
Father of 2 Celebrates Another Year Closer to Death
Guests left with cake and a renewed awareness of their mortality.
Newswire
Pedestrian Takes Slightly Different Route to Work
A neighbor immediately phoned her sister in Dudley to update her.
Newswire
NASA Confirms Asteroid Has Promising Chance of Wiping Out Citywide Human Suffering
Asteroid 2024 YR4 may impact Earth in 2032, sparking hope.
Europe
Pleasant, Low-Maintenance Man Wonders Why No One Checks on Him
His online presence consists mostly of liking other people's memories.
Reaffirming US Independence by Withdrawing from the World Health Organization
US withdraws from WHO, citing unfair funding and pandemic response.
Advice
How to Start Running Even If You’re Only Doing It to Stop Your Body from Rotting
Running delays body deterioration despite its painful nature.
Commentary
My Therapist is a Quote Account and the Algorithm Knows I'm Healing
Twenty-two people held space for her becoming. He wasn't among them.
National Progress Continues Uninterrupted
Minister Wu confirmed that contrarian discussion is redundant and unnecessary.
I'm Undergoing Treatment for Cancer, Ya Malicious Wankers
Princess Catherine drops the posh act, reveals battle with illness. Press, stop being knob-jockeys. Fighting for life is no cake-walk, you bad eggs!
I Quit as Horseman of the Apocalypse
Famine resigns from the Apocalyptic Quartet, citing bureaucratic frustrations.