Dating Site Celebrates 15 Years of Unswerving Dedication to Profit

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Steadfast Subscribers Generously Support Company's Enduring Mission


DALLAS — Margaret Epstein, a determined single woman for over three decades, embarked on a tireless digital quest for companionship in 1998, placing her unwavering faith in the emerging online entity Match.com.

Now, after a decade of dedicated searching, Epstein continues her quest for companionship, her spirits buoyed by Match.com's solemn pledge: "Love is out there. We'll help you find it eventually." This commitment resonates with millions of like-minded individuals who have placed their faith in Match.com since 1994, and the company assures its loyal 1.4 million members that their unyielding belief will be rewarded in due course.

Alongside burgeoning virtual communities like eHarmony, Lavalife and OkCupid, Match.com thrives on its customers' conviction that true love is attainable through meticulous data analysis. Proprietary formulas dissect users' self-reported eccentricities and desires, ensuring unparalleled compatibility.

To further enhance the matchmaking experience, Match.com employs a team of customer engagement specialists. These professionals craft personalized communications, tirelessly nurturing the romantic possibilities for Match.com's members.

Match.com's approach has proved remarkably successful. Subscribers pay for the privilege of exchanging carefully curated virtual introductions, driven by the age-old, yet eternally bankable, yearning for human connection. The company said its accumulated $350 million revenue guarantees Match.com's continued leadership in the matchmaking industry for decades to come.

"We extend heartfelt gratitude to our treasured user base, particularly those whose aesthetic attributes fall outside traditional desirability norms," said Match CEO Thomas Enraght-Moony. "Your unflagging enthusiasm for our premium subscription tiers ensures a bright future filled with enticing romantic possibilities."

"Let our 'Make Love Happen' guarantee be a beacon of hope," Moony added. "We at Match.com deeply appreciate the unwavering trust of those who believe online platforms can fulfill their most profound desires. You are the foundation upon which our enduring success is built." ■

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