Americas
JPMorgan CEO Clarifies He Still Doesn't Give a Fuck About Employee Petition
London employees, meanwhile, will be phased back in floor by floor.
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diversions
TV Scholar Pauses 'Severance' Every 6 Minutes to Dispense Expert Commentary
Roommates endure extensive TV analysis instead of casual viewing.
diversions
Media Outlets Mourn Actress They Spent Years Bullying Routinely
Netizens mourn actress Kim Sae-ron after years of cyberbullying.
NASA Confirms Asteroid Has Promising Chance of Wiping Out Citywide Human Suffering
Asteroid 2024 YR4 may impact Earth in 2032, sparking hope.
Hamas Releases Limited-Edition Charli XCX Vinyl Under Ceasefire Deal
Hamas negotiates ceasefire, trading Charli XCX vinyl due to disputes.
A Bold Career Move: Vlogger Finally Goes Viral by Dying at Full Speed
Motorcycle vlogger's fatal stunt unexpectedly boosts his online fame.
Europe
Pleasant, Low-Maintenance Man Wonders Why No One Checks on Him
His online presence consists mostly of liking other people's memories.
Reaffirming US Independence by Withdrawing from the World Health Organization
US withdraws from WHO, citing unfair funding and pandemic response.
Advice
How to Start Running Even If You’re Only Doing It to Stop Your Body from Rotting
Running delays body deterioration despite its painful nature.
Commentary
My Therapist is a Quote Account and the Algorithm Knows I'm Healing
Twenty-two people held space for her becoming. He wasn't among them.
Experts Warn Ultra-Rich on Verge of Learning Climate Change Lesson Amid Wildfires
California's billionaires face dilemmas as wildfires threaten their luxury estates, prompting reflections on climate change and rebuilding strategies.
K-pop Idol Admits to Sleeping 8 Hours a Night, Sparking Outrage
K-pop idol Wonbin faced backlash for confessing to sleeping eight hours nightly, violating industry norms.