List
6 Pictures of Ducks From Wikipedia That We're Putting Here Now
These are the ducks. We don't have anything else to add.
Everywhere
Newswire
Human Slop Losing Ground to AI Slop
The human touch is still valued for adding typos.
Briefs
WHOA: Spotify Wrapped 2025 Assigns Users to Ominous 'Levels' and We're Absolutely Obsessed
Literal chills. We've never felt more valued as a subscriber.
Newswire
Earth Secures 74th Consecutive Miss Universe Title
No other planets submitted delegates, as has been the case since 1952.
Briefs
ALARMING: Study Reveals 99% of Crypto Traders Unable to Execute Basic Rug Pull
Traders struggle to steal money they technically already control.
Advice
How to Start Running Even If You’re Only Doing It to Stop Your Body from Rotting
Running delays body deterioration despite its painful nature.
Commentary
My Therapist is a Quote Account and the Algorithm Knows I'm Healing
Twenty-two people held space for her becoming. He wasn't among them.
Advice
How to Write a Cover Letter That's a Cry for Help But in a Fun, Quirky Way
Crafting a cover letter? It's a cry for help.
diversions
Alternate ‘Shopaholic’ Titles by Best-Selling Fiction Authors
This collection explores shopping addictions through diverse genres.
hacks
I, Calculator
A counting machine promises consistent quality amid low-battery shortcomings.