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Pedestrian Takes Slightly Different Route to Work
A neighbor immediately phoned her sister in Dudley to update her.
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Philippines
Small Contractor Upset Nobody Has Accused Him of Anything Yet
A builder says his Ford Everest isn't a Maserati, but it's still something.
Americas
JPMorgan CEO Clarifies He Still Doesn't Give a Fuck About Employee Petition
London employees, meanwhile, will be phased back in floor by floor.
TV Scholar Pauses 'Severance' Every 6 Minutes to Dispense Expert Commentary
Roommates endure extensive TV analysis instead of casual viewing.
Media Outlets Mourn Actress They Spent Years Bullying Routinely
Netizens mourn actress Kim Sae-ron after years of cyberbullying.
NASA Confirms Asteroid Has Promising Chance of Wiping Out Citywide Human Suffering
Asteroid 2024 YR4 may impact Earth in 2032, sparking hope.
Hamas Releases Limited-Edition Charli XCX Vinyl Under Ceasefire Deal
Hamas negotiates ceasefire, trading Charli XCX vinyl due to disputes.
Europe
Pleasant, Low-Maintenance Man Wonders Why No One Checks on Him
His online presence consists mostly of liking other people's memories.
Experts Warn Ultra-Rich on Verge of Learning Climate Change Lesson Amid Wildfires
California's billionaires face dilemmas as wildfires threaten their luxury estates, prompting reflections on climate change and rebuilding strategies.
K-pop Idol Admits to Sleeping 8 Hours a Night, Sparking Outrage
K-pop idol Wonbin faced backlash for confessing to sleeping eight hours nightly, violating industry norms.
National Progress Continues Uninterrupted
Minister Wu confirmed that contrarian discussion is redundant and unnecessary.
India's Election Results Delayed by Officials Updating LinkedIn Profiles
Election results in India are delayed as officials prioritize LinkedIn updates over electoral duties, raising concerns about public trust and efficiency.